do you know what this is?
yup. it's a "big bus."
and, yes, it schleps around those people and their children.
schleps them around to southport, even!
bus driver, jerry, is a very nice man. he's been patiently waiting around the hampton inn while they wrap up their vacation on Bald Head Island, where they have only *minimally* impacted the lives of everyone else around them (did you catch the sarcasm?)(they're leaving tonight, so i'm allowed to tell you where they were, right??)(and i can tell you that he wasn't there, right??)
matty (who works on Bald Head Island), can't wait for them to go home. he's secretly hoping that the next vacationing family will be the Duggars, because he just knows they will whip up a big old Duggar Cake just for him!!