oh, T***-W*** Cable, why have you foresaken me??? why does it have to be so expensive to have the Food Network, HGTV and hi-speed internet connection at home? why is it always the first of our unneccessary expenses to get the boot??
i've been 2 months without cable, and i'm staring at a holiday season with no Season's Eatings, no Grinch, no Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!
i'm feverishly trying to figure out how to pay our past due balance and get back in your good standings.
oh, alton, i miss you!!