i understand you are here on vacation.
i understand that you are here for your nephew's wedding.
i understand that you left the 70 degree pennsylvania mountains to come to the 100 degree beach.
i understand that you brought your family of 5 to the beach, and expected to entertained by, well, the beach.
i understand that you didn't pack the right things.
but you know what? it's raining today. and there's not a darn thing i can do about it. might i suggest you knock those frowns off of your end-of-summer faces and get out there and jump in a few puddles?!?